You work out of a Hotel?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
