U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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