I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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