Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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