I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just cut my nipple shaving
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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