Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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