I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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