love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You're a waste of cheezeits
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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