at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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