so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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