I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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