Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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