its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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