What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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