I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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