Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
