so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
nutella sex= disaster
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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