i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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