i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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