Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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