This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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