We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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