Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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