Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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