Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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