i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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