I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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