I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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