If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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