Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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