he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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