You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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