Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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