Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
