I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
