i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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