yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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