If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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