Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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