I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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