She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You took a bar mat shot.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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