it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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