it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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