Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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