they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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