no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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