Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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