Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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