he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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