I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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