hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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