I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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