apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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