I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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