Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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