Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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