After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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